Dear Future Girlfriend,
I think I may have found you. I’m worried that I’m going to fuck it up though. You exude a cool confidence behind your gamer girl facade. And I’m nervous that I won’t match you or that I will say the wrong thing or that I will just be ridiculously awkward. How does this even work? We’ve been talking for ages, and I think you’re interested, but I maybe I’m just projecting my hopes. I don’t know what to do or what to say. Can we just skip all the initial awkwardness? Dive straight into infinity together. I just want someone to keep me company while I gaze at the stars in the moonlight, lying on my driveway and just wishing for the minutes to tick by slowly so I can hold your hand forever.
Let’s just work out where we go from here, ok? I’ll be content with blanket forts and bingewatching Veronica Mars and disney marathons.
I hope this works out. And maybe we can make the change from “future” girlfriend to “current” girlfriend status…